Top 7: Winter Dates

No.7 - Go to a hockey game

Even if she’s not into sports, everyone enjoys live, fast-paced action mixed with violence and brutality. If you’re not a puck-head, look up the rules online before you go. That way, you’ll look knowledgeable when the action suddenly stops and there’s a face-off in the corner. If there’s not an NHL team in your area, look for minor league, college or even high school teams. The money you save on tickets can be used to buy bullhorns and oversize foam hands, plus the game will still look vicious for a novice viewer. This winter date also sets up your next rendezvous perfectly: building a fire and watching the Paul Newman classic Slap Shot together.

No.6 - Go ice-skating

This winter date has the highest opportunity for accidental touching. Unless she’s Michelle Kwan, she’s going to stumble and you’re going to be there to catch her. A frozen pond outside the city is the most romantic location, but if there aren’t any in the area, look for an ice-skating rink that has adults-only nights. Those rinks will usually dim the lights and play music that doesn’t inspire poking out your eardrums with a skate. On the other hand, if it’s a first or second date, go during the afternoon and show her your softer side by picking up a brat after he face-plants on the ice in front of you.

No.5 - Go snowshoeing

While skiing can be great, snowshoeing is a safe winter date for women of all coordination levels. If you can walk, then you can snowshoe. Drive to the closest ski town and find a Nordic center. You’ll be able to rent snowshoes cheaply, and they can point you to the best trails. The woods will look gorgeous covered in snow, and you’ll both work up appetites. Afterward, find a cozy lodge with Christmas ale on tap and tasty burgers. Work on your accents and pretend you’re both ski pros from Switzerland. Confusing tourists is a fun game anyone can play.

No.4 - Build a snowman

This winter date idea will pluck her nostalgia heart strings. Prove to her that you’re a better man than her father by building a superior snowman than he ever did. Don't forget to acquire all the appropriate accoutrements: carrot, scarf, coal for the eyes, mittens, long sticks for the arms, and a top hat. Thrift stores are great places to look for Frosty’s clothing. A bucket and shovel will help with packing the snow, and a spray bottle will help with the shaping.